gourmet

Gourmet

gourmet

Sometimes I cry sitting in my jetA veces lloro sentadito en mi jet
Today I want to sleep by your side in our humble chaletHoy quiero dormir a tu lado en nuestro humilde chalet
I've had eye surgery, I have a dentist appointmentYa me he operado de la vista, tengo cita en el dentista
And I've even become a flat-earther so I don't see you fallY me he hecho hasta terraplanista pa' no verte caer

How good my mermaid looks in a bikiniCómo le queda el bikini a mi sirena
While I eat a sandwich here on the sandMientras me como un bikini aquí en la arena
Panini Repeated Stickers, a dozenCromos Repes de Panini, una docena
In the bikini bottom there are no problemsEn el fondo de bikini no hay problemas

It's been almost a year since that summerYa ha pasado casi un año de ese verano
You were the excuse for my vacationsEras la excusa de mis vacaciones
I should have given you more time with all that I earnDebi darte más tiempo con to' lo que gano
I realize now everything you put me throughMe he dado cuenta ahora de todo lo que me pones

I told you that whenever you go, I comeTe dije que siempre que tú vas yo vengo
And now I realize that shit is a lieY ahora me he dao' cuenta de que esa mierda es un cuento
I wanted you to spend all the money I haveQuería que gastaras toda la pasta que tengo
But my damn fortune can't pay for your timePero mi puta fortuna no puede pagar tu tiempo

Sometimes I consider myself a chefDe vez en cuando me considero chef
You're so hot that your ass is on the gourmet menuEstás tan buena que tu culo está en la carta gourmet
Because you're the protagonist, the first on the listPorque eres la protagonista, la primera de la lista
I'll become a taxi driver for you even if I don't have the licenseQue por ti me hago taxista aunque no tenga el carnet

Sometimes I cry sitting in my jetA veces lloro sentadito en mi jet
Today I want to sleep by your side in our humble chaletHoy quiero dormir a tu lado en nuestro humilde chalet
I've had eye surgery and have a dentist appointmentYa me he operado de la vista y tengo cita en el dentista
I've even become a flat-earther so I don't see you fallMe he hecho hasta terraplanista pa' no verte caer

Me in my Lambo and you in your Mini, sounds goodYo en mí lambo y tú en tu mini, que bien suena
I'll let you call me a brat, what a sentenceTe dejo llamarme nini, que condena
I'm Donald and you're Minnie, oh what a shameYo soy Donald y tu Minnie, ay qué pena
I look at you like Linguini at his brunetteTe miro como LingÜini a su morena

You leave a better taste in my mouth than Coca-ColaDejas mejor sabor de boca que la Coca-Cola
It's better without the pain of imagining you aloneEstá mejor sin el dolor de imaginarte sola
That the best part of this heat is leaving you nakedQue lo mejor de este calor sea dejarte en bolas
Maybe it's better if you don't know how amazing you areQuizá mejor será que no sepas to' lo que molas

With you, the sun shines all weekContigo el Sol, sale toda la semana
I didn't remember what rain in the morning was likeNo recordaba lo que era la lluvia en la mañana
But for some time now, the storm is my tormentPero desde hace un tiempo la tormenta es mi tormento
And all this wind that forces me to stay in bed torments meY me atormenta to' este viento que me obliga a estar en cama

Sometimes I consider myself a chefDe vez en cuando me considero chef
You're so hot that your ass is on the gourmet menuEstás tan buena que tu culo está en la carta gourmet
Because you're the protagonist, the first on the listPorque eres la protagonista, la primera de la lista
I'll become a taxi driver for you even if I don't have the licenseQue por ti me hago taxista aunque no tenga el carnet

Sometimes I cry sitting in my jetA veces lloro sentadito en mi jet
Today I want to sleep by your side in our humble chaletHoy quiero dormir a tu lado en nuestro humilde chalet
I've had eye surgery and have a dentist appointmentYa me he operado de la vista y tengo cita en el dentista
I've even become a flat-earther so I don't see you fallMe he hecho hasta terraplanista pa' no verte caer

So you don't fallPa' no verte caer

But if you fallPero si te caes
Fall hereCae aquí
I'll catch youQue yo te cojo