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Hey! Good morning at five in the afternoon¡Hey! Buenos días a la cinco de la tarde
I am a man of habits and my agenda is on fireSoy hombre de costumbres y mi agenda está que arde
I look at my pockets with a cowardly faceMe miro los bolsillos con carita de cobarde
Because a friend gave me things to keep for him (no)Porque un compi me dio cositas pa' que se las guarde (no)

If you ask, that wasn't meSi preguntan, ese no era yo
If you look for me: I disappearedSi me buscan: Desapareció
They scorch me with the vibrationMe chamuscan con la vibración
Stop sending gypsies, I beg youDeja de mandar gitanos te lo pido
Please, someone explain to me how the internet worksPor favor, que alguien me explique cómo funciona internet
That everything still tastes like Ron Cacique to meQue aún me sabe todo a Ron Cacique

And I tried to say something on a place called TwitterY es que he intentado decir algo en un lugar llamado Twitter
Without anyone getting splashedSin que a nadie le salpique
Looking for someone who can triple my usage in yearsBuscando a alguien que en años de uso me triplique
That it doesn't seem like you've been left without a partitionQue no parezca haberse queda'o sin tabique
We are not fools eitherTampoco somos tontos
Even those of us who like the soft stuffIncluso a los que nos mola lo suavito
From time to time we like to have a biteDe vez en cuando nos gusta el pique

Why not give in and agree?¿Por qué no ceder y dar la razón
To a groundbreaking feminist?A una feminista rompedora?
What if I accept my mistake and wipe the slate clean?¿Y si acepto mi fallo y doy borrón
Because a writer told me so?Porque me lo ha dicho una escritora?
Journalists and doctors have already turned against meYa se me han puesto en contra periodistas y doctoras
Even former teachers are bullying meMe están haciendo bullying hasta antiguas profesoras
My phone rings, I look and apparentlyMe suena el móvil, miro y por lo visto
They gave me two tickets to Bali with a motorboat tourMe regalan dos billetes para Bali con ruta en lancha motora

Hey! Good afternoon, I have poor coverage¡Hey! Buenas tardes, tengo poca cobertura
In the end, crossing promos, I ended up in HondurasAl final, cruzando promos, he terminado en Honduras
According to what I've been told, things are tough in my mentionsSegún me han dicho, en mis menciones la cosa está dura
So I don't show my nipples in case they censor me (oh)Así que no enseño los pezones por si me censuran (oh)

That if sexist, misogynist oppressorQue si machista, misógino opresor
That if you are a tax evaderQue si clasista de impuestos evasor
I cry for communists without communionMe lloran comunistas sin la comunión
How am I going to respect all these powders without¿Cómo voy a respetar a to' estos polvos sin con
Mr. Comedy, I call myself, it doesn't sound bad to meDon comedia, me hago llamar, no me suena mal
Where do I have to sign so I don't bother you?¿Dónde te tengo que firmar pa' no molestar?
Mr. Ethics and Mr. Moral have made me viralDon Ética y Mister moral me han hecho viral
With a thread where I convert each FAV into cashCon un hilo donde cada FAV lo convierto en ca$h

You can use dignity as a counterargumentLa dignidad podéis usar como contra argumento
For my figure to lie downPara mi figura tumbar
But in reality, and now listenPero es que en realidad, y ahora escuchad
I'm really sorry, but I can't stop explodingDe verdad que lo siento, pero no paro de explotar
What a freak who only talks about pas-pas-pastaQué flipa'o que solo habla de pas-pas-pasta
What a loser, you should know that you are cas-cas-casteQué pringa'o, que sepas que eres cas-cas-casta
What a pain, I don't care what gas-gas-you spend onQué pesa'o, no me importa en qué gas-gas-gastas

Okay, I'm putting on the lock, BAS-BAS-ENOUGH!¡Vale, me pongo el candado, BAS-BAS-BASTA!
I don't recommend you step on my messNo te recomiendo pisarme lo fregado
And if you do, don't delete it, I have it capturedY si lo haces, no lo borres, lo tengo capturado
Don't be afraid of me, we are brothers nowA mí no me tengas miedo, que ahora somos hermanos
I'm the smart one, you're the bastard I humiliate for being retardedYo el listo, tú el bastardo al que humillo por retrasado

Hey! Good night, you caught me finishing up¡Hey! Buenas noches, me pillas terminando
The character, the plot, the role, that I am developingEl personaje, la trama, el papel, que estoy elaborando
Did you think I was stupid just by improvising?¿Pensabas que ser tonto me salía improvisando?
I consider myself a genius, but man, you're going too farMe considero un genio, pero jo, te estás pasando
(No)(No)

Since I no longer have a solutionComo ya no tengo solución
I'll have to monetize it myselfTendré que monetizarlo yo
And if it itches, try scratching yourself girlY si pica, prueba rascándote chica
That's where the chapter endsQue aquí termina el capítulo