Sad Cat Lady

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Sad Cat Lady

La señora Mary Winston Jones no pudo tener hijosMrs. Mary Winston Jones could not have any children
Cuando el semen de su esposo entró, el Señor de arriba simplemente los mató (¡ay!)When her hubby's seed swam in, the Lord above just killed 'em (awww!)

Triste aunque fue, hay un lado positivoSad though it was, there's a silver lining
Compraron dos gatitos en la perreraThey bought two little kitties at the pound
Los atigrados empezaron a aparearse y eso llevó a algo grandeThe tabbies started humpin' and it led to quite a somethin'
Ahora una familia feliz se encuentra allíNow a blissful family unit is found there

La casa está llena de pelaje y energía felinaThe house is all a-bustle with feline fur and muscle
Y los corazones de los Jones han aprendido a cantar de verdadAnd the Jones's hearts have truly learned to sing
El único problema ahora es que no saben cómoThe only problem now is their just not knowing how
Mantener esos pechos gatunos en un arnésTo keep those kitty titties in a sling

Resbalándose en un poco de caca en el pasillo del bañoSlipping on some poop in the bathroom hallway
Limitados a dormir en el porche (¡salgan!)Limited to sleeping on the porch (get out!)

Vecinos lanzando botellas a sus cabezas los viernesNeighbors throwing bottles at their heads on Fridays
Quizás deberían deshacerse de ellos (¡sí!)Maybe they should kill 'em (yeah!)

Deberían haber tenido algunos hijosThey shoulda had some children
Probar con IVF o vitaminasTry some IVF or vitamins
O yoga o una limpieza de colon (¿qué?)Or yoga or a colon cleanse (what?)

Los Jones simplemente no están haciendo amigosThe Jones's just aren't making friends
Esos gatitos son el maldito finalThose kitties are the bloody end
Si no los hubieran nombrado, sería genialIf they hadn't named 'em, it'd be swell
Tirarlos por el pozo de aguaTo flush 'em down the drinking well
Su vida se ha convertido en un infierno vivienteTheir life's become a living hell

Pero son tan lindos, todos ellosBut they're so cute, all of 'em
Abner, Ajax, Alfie, Alan, Alvin, Andy, AngusAbner, Ajax, Alfie, Alan, Alvin, Andy, Angus
Anton, Archie, Arlo, Arnie, Artie, Aspen, AtlasAnton, Archie, Arlo, Arnie, Artie, Aspen, Atlas
Banjo, Banshee, Barney, Bartok, Batman, Beaver, BenjiBanjo, Banshee, Barney, Bartok, Batman, Beaver, Benji
Benson, Bernie, Bilbo, Bogart, Bongo, Boofy, Boombox, Bowtie, BraveheartBenson, Bernie, Bilbo, Bogart, Bongo, Boofy, Boombox, Bowtie, Braveheart
Bronson, Brubeck, Bumhead, Butler, Cabbage, Carlos, Casper, Cado, ChadwickBronson, Brubeck, Bumhead, Butler, Cabbage, Carlos, Casper, Cado, Chadwick
Chandler, Chauncey, Chester, Chicken, Comet, Cooper, Cornbread, Cricket, Crunchy, Curly, CurtisChandler, Chauncey, Chester, Chicken, Comet, Cooper, Cornbread, Cricket, Crunchy, Curly, Curtis
Dallas, Derby, Dasher, Dereck, Dewey, Disco, Dogboy, Dozer, DreckleyDallas, Derby, Dasher, Dereck, Dewey, Disco, Dogboy, Dozer, Dreckley
Elwood, Fatty, Fearless, Fergus, Finley, Flapjack, Fonzi, Francis, Fresco, Frostbite, FuskisElwood, Fatty, Fearless, Fergus, Finley, Flapjack, Fonzi, Francis, Fresco, Frostbite, Fuskis
Gary, Gavin, Geezer, Gipper, Gizmo, Gobble, GrimbleGary, Gavin, Geezer, Gipper, Gizmo, Gobble, Grimble
Guido, Gumby, Gustav, Haddock, Harold, Harvey, Hedwig, HerbyGuido, Gumby, Gustav, Haddock, Harold, Harvey, Hedwig, Herby
Hobbes y Rayuela, Ian, Igor, Iván, Jasper, Jelly, ¡Jesús!Hobbes and Hopscotch, Ian, Igor, Ivan, Jasper, Jelly, Jesus!
Jimbo, Jojo, Jordatch, Jumpy, Kirby, Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam, Linus, MagnusJimbo, Jojo, Jordatch, Jumpy, Kirby, Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam, Linus, Magnus
Mandrake, Marvin, Maynard, Mickey, Monkey, Moisés, Bigote, Nobby, NómadaMandrake, Marvin, Maynard, Mickey, Monkey, Moses, Mustache, Nobby, Nomad
Norman, Novak, Nugget, Forajido, Pablo, Papá, Pedro, Pimientos, Pippin, Playboy, QuimbyNorman, Novak, Nugget, Outlaw, Pablo, Papa, Pedro, Peppers, Pippin, Playboy, Quimby
Raffles, Rampage, Reggie, Ringo, Rolex, Sánchez, Tormenta de Arena, Scooby, Sartén, SlapshotRaffles, Rampage, Reggie, Ringo, Rolex, Sanchez, Sandstorm, Scooby, Skillet, Slapshot
Socko, Sooty, Sultán, Swayze, Tabú, Tarzán, Tío, Tostadora, Tofu, Sin Dientes, VespaSocko, Sooty, Sultan, Swayze, Taboo, Tarzan, Tio, Toaster, Tofu, Toothless, Vespa
Víctor, Webster, Whamo, Woody, Wrangler, YodaVictor, Webster, Whamo, Woody, Wrangler, Yoda
¡Ziggy!Ziggy!

La señora Mary Winston Jones no pudo tener hijosMrs. Mary Winston Jones could not have any children
Cuando el semen de su esposo entró, el Señor de arriba simplemente los mató.When her hubby's seed swam in, the Lord above just killed 'em