Eric Cartman's Poker Face

(Mum mum mum mah)

(I'm gonna be totally famous)

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas plays
I let them gamble but It's fun when you with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She got to love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
I don't give a crap by whales, so go and hugh a tree (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She got to love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)