Armchair Advocate

I love my doberman
kill your television
honk if you`re horny
nater for president
stop eating animals
go vege
mean people suck
thank you Jerry
if you can read this then you`re too close
Jesus is my copilot
rock the vote
easy does it
no nukes
chevy sucks
my other car is a broom

Proud parent of a honor student
won`t you stop and think what you`ve been doin

Armchair Advocate
On a bumper sticker battlefield
from the highway where the battles are fought
to the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost
hands down patriot
on a single serving benefit
choose your cars on the way to the mall
donate a dollar when you make your next call

I`m straight but not narrow
we support our troops
Brown
Cornel
Boston College
Harvard
Stanford
Georgetown
Duke

Proud parent of a honor student
won`t you stop and think what you`ve been doin

Armchair Advocate
On a bumper sticker battlefield
from the highway where the battles are fought
to the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost
hands down patriot
on a single serving benefit
choose your cars on the way to the mall
donate a dollar when you make your next call

One day at a time...
one day at a time
one day at a time
one day at a time

Armchair Advocate
On a bumper sticker battlefield
from the highway where the battles are fought
to the soapbox and the barstools wherethe battle is lost
hands down patriot
on a single serving benefit
choose your cars on the way to the mall
donate a dollar when you make your next call.