Damn It Janet!

Hey, Janet
Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say
Uh, huh?

I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

Oh Brad

The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please, don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's: Dammit, Janet, I love you

The road was long, but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you, then I am it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's: Dammit, Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had (oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (oh Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad (oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's: Brad, I'm mad for you too
Oh Brad

Oh dammit
I'm mad
Oh, Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do, ah ooh

And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's: Dammit, Janet, I love you

Dammit, Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit, Janet
I love you