Vitorino Bebe Mais Um Fino

Vitorino Drinks Another One

Let me tell you,
The story of Vitorino,
A guy with a lot of smarts,
He came from the country to the city.(2x)
Used to the life of working hard,
Not drinking and not smoking,
Until he went to college.(2x)
The day came for the freshman welcome,
They really got him good,
That's just the tradition.(2x)
He drank everything,
From the penalty shot to the jello shots, and super pops,
To help with digestion.(2x)

Chorus:
Viiitooorino drinks another one,
Keeps it up and helps him gain weight.(2x)
Vitorino drinks another one,
Oh, down it goes, Vitorino,
Chug it down, Vitorino,
Oh, you’re a legend, Vitorino.

It was wild on the dance floor,
Vitorino just in his boxers and loud music.(2x)
It hit 7 AM,
He was past the point of no return,
Head in the toilet,
Drinking toilet cleaner.(2x)
Crawled out on all fours,
Clinging to a robe,
Yelling: "That girl’s mine!",
Already acting like a big shot.(2x)
The next day,
Besides being hungover,
Maria had taken off,
Turns out it was João.(2x)

Chorus:
(Drink some sparkling water, it’s good for you, oh Vitorino,
Or a Coica-Coila,
They say that’s good too...
For a hangover.)

Chorus:
Viiitooorino drinks another one,
Keeps it up and helps him gain weight.(2x)
Vitorino drinks another one,
Oh, down it goes, Vitorino,
Chug it down, Vitorino,
Oh, you’re a legend, Vitorino.(2x)
Oh... (I think people have caught on!
No need to keep this going...
Right?... It’s Vitorino.
You’re already worn out,
Get a grip...)