I Wish I Was

Oh, I wish I looked cooler
I wish I looked better
Oh, I wish I was republican, so I could vote for some fool again

Watch TV shows with big fat men
Those politicians aren't your friends
They're scaring everyone
Scaring everyone

Oh, I wish I looked better
I wish I looked taller
Oh, I wish I was rich again, so I could act like a bitch again

Watch TV shows with big fat men
Those politicians aren't your friends
They're scaring everyone
Scaring everyone

I wish I was
I wish I could
A line for lost and misunderstood
I wish I had your mom and dad
A life like that, maybe I'd be glad
I know I should apologize
I built a world and then I shot the prize
I raise my voice above the din
My name is man, look at the mess I'm in

I wish I was (I watch TV)
And the toilet runs (I watch you slave)
And I hear you say: I wish I was
I can't shut up, and it's just because 'I wish I was'