May The Best Man Win

She’s attracted to the wildest side of me
The bad boy type I sometime tempt to be
I drive too fast, talk too loud
Four letter words rolling out of my mouth
Nothing that a mama’d like to see
But there’s another side to me

I’m a little bit crazy, a little bit sane
One half devil, one half saint
Caught between a joker and a gentlemen
Hou, hou, may the best man win

I do my job to frighten rolls around
I Pick her up and end on into town
I open the door and I hold her hand
Tell her she’s gorgeous, soon ask her to dance
She pulls me closer and calls me the man of her dreams
I wonder which one of me she means

I’m a little bit crazy, a little bit sane
One half devil, one half saint
Caught between a joker and a gentlemen
Hou, hou, may the best man win
It don’t matter which one she chooses at the end
Either way I win

I’m a little bit crazy, a little bit sane
One half devil, one half saint
Caught between a joker and a gentlemen
Hou Hou, may the best man win
Hou Hou may the best man win
May the best man win
Hou, hou