Como Lo Marca El Manual

As Marked by the Manual

Como Lo Marca El Manual

Go!¡Va!
If it's strange for you, imagine meSi es extraño para ti, imagínate yo
You're the new one, I'm the previousTú eres el nuevo, yo soy el anterior
You're the good one, good and the jerk is meTú eres el bueno, bueno y el culero yo
They bring you with brakes and I already stepped on the acceleratorTe traen con freno y yo ya pisé el acelerador

Do you want advice, dude? There's even a manual¿Quieres consejos, wey? Existe hasta un manual
Follow it well, don't mess it upSíguelo bien, no la vayas a cagar
Let your buddies know you'll be missing for a whileAvísale a tus compas que te perderás un rato
Seriously, man, I've been in your shoesEn serio vato, yo ya estuve en tus zapatos

Open the door for her to get in the carÁbrele la puerta para subir al coche
And if she moves ahead, watch out, don't reproach her, ehY si ella se adelanta, aguas, no le hagas reproches, eh
When you shower and fog up the mirrorCuando te bañes y el espejo empañes
Leave drawings with your fingers, don't forget the detailsDéjale dibujos con tus dedos, que no falten los detalles

Get ready, she won't look out for youPrepárate, pues, ella no verá por ti
But if you don't look out for her, then you'll see your endPero si tú no ves por ella, entonces tú verás tu fin
You'll fade away like the dolphinTe extinguirás como el delfín
For that and more details, follow this manual from start to finishPara eso y más detalles date este manual desde el principio al fin

Don't forget her jacket or her favorite sweaterNo olvides su chamarra ni su suéter favorito
Don't forget her hat and her puppy slippersNo olvides su sombrero y sus pantuflas de perritos
And remove my photos we had in the living roomY quítale mis fotos que teníamos en la sala
And the kisses I gave her that remained on her faceY los besos que le daba que quedaron en su cara

As marked by the manualComo lo marca el manual
Just as it says, step by step you have to treat herAsí como dice, paso por paso la tienes que tratar
Yes, you won't mess it upSí, no la vas a cagar
As marked by the manualComo lo marca el manual
Just as it says, give it a reviewAsí como dice, dale un repaso
You have to take care of her, or you'll mess it upLa tienes que cuidar, si no la vas a cagar

Go!¡Va!
Because she's cool, she's really coolPorque ella es chida, la neta que es bien chida
And I assure you that if you idolize her every dayY te aseguro que si tú la idolatras to' los días
Mmm, it will last, things will lastMmm, va a durar, la cosa va a durar
But if something bothers you, then you need to maturePero si algo a ti te cala tons te falta madurar

Take advantage, dude, don't mess it up like I didAprovéchalo, cabrón, no la cagues como yo
Learn, don't complain, and never say noAprende, no reclames y nunca digas que no
Don't set your limits, put her aboveNo pongas tus límites, ponla por encima
Remember you're just another trophy in the showcaseAcuérdate que eres un trofeo más en la vitrina

You'll be below, I know, it's hardTú vas a estar abajo, yo sé, cuesta trabajo
But buddy, if you're not submissive, she'll kick you outPero amigo, si no estás sometido te manda al carajo
Remember, page thirty, section CRecuerda, página treinta, inciso C
Where it clearly says: Don't question her, dudeEn donde claramente dice: No la cuestiones, wey

If something bothers you, it's important to keep quietQue si algo te molesta es importante que te calles
If her actions hurt you, don't dwell on themSi te duelen sus acciones, neta no les detalles
I bet she'll say she's not responsibleTe apuesto a que va a decir que ella no es la responsable
But don't believe me, that's what manuals are forPero no me creas a mí, para eso existen los manuales

Don't forget her jacket or her favorite sweaterNo olvides su chamarra ni su suéter favorito
Don't forget her hat and her puppy slippersNo olvides su sombrero y sus pantuflas de perritos
And remove my photos we had in the living roomY quítale mis fotos que teníamos en la sala
And the kisses I gave her that remained on her faceY los besos que le daba que quedaron en su cara

As marked by the manualComo lo marca el manual
Just as it says, step by step you have to treat herAsí como dice, paso por paso la tienes que tratar
If you don't want to mess it upSi no la vas a cagar
As marked by the manualComo lo marca el manual
Just as it says, give it a reviewAsí como dice, dale un repaso
You have to take care of her, or you'll mess it upLa tienes que cuidar, si no la vas a cagar

My house alone is very different from the othersMi casa sola es muy distinta a las demás
In my contacts, I don't know who to count on anymoreEn mis contactos ya no sé con quién contar
It feels cold, tonight she's not hereSe siente fría, esta noche ya no está
It's empty, no one can fill itQuedó vacía, nadie la puede llenar