Fulano

Dude

Fulano

Hey dudeOye Fulano
Don't act like a fool, kingNo te pases de wey, rey
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer
Hey dudeOye Fulano
Don't act like a fool, kingNo te pases de wey, rey
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer

AlrightVa
This is the story of a buddyEsta es la historia de un amigo
Called DudeLlamado Fulano
His name's DudeSu nombre Fulano
A hardworking, super friendly and polite dudeUn cuate chambeador súper ameno y educado
He's always well-groomed, perfumed, and coordinatedÉl siempre anda peinado perfumado y combinado
With his handlebar mustache and everything else well-shavedCon su barba de candado y lo demás bien rasurado
Dude has a girlfriend and they're almost at three yearsFulano tiene novia y ya casi llevan tres años
Dude already adores her and wouldn't want to hurt herFulano ya la adora y no quisiera hacerle daño
Although lately she notices he's acting somewhat strangeAunque últimamente ella nota que él actúa algo extraño
When the phone rings, Dude rushes to the bathroomCuándo suena el celular, Fulano corre para el baño
Dude left his laptop open with FacebookFulano dejó su laptop con el Facebook abierto
And the girl took a peek, impulse of confusionY la niña le echó un ojo, impulso del desconcierto
She caught a little message saying: Daddy, we need to meetLe cachó un mensajito que dice: Papi, hay que vernos
She starts to suspect that Dude is cheating on herComienza a sospechar que Fulanito le pone el cuero
What were you doing last Friday when I called?¿Qué estabas haciendo el viernes cuando te marcaba?
I was in a meeting, that's why I didn't answerEstaba en una junta por eso no te contestaba
And Saturday? Don't be shameless, I know you're lying¿Y el sábado? No seas descarado sé que mientes
My love, I told you I was with some clientsMi amor, ya te dije que estaba con unos clientes

Hey dudeOye Fulano
Don't act like a fool, kingNo te pases de wey, rey
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer
Hey dudeOye Fulano
Don't act like a fool, kingNo te pases de wey, rey
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer

Dang, think dude, she almost caught meChale, piensa fulano, por poquito y me descubre
I'll be more cautious, she's already suspiciousVoy a ser más precavido, ya anda con la incertidumbre
Since then Dude is more carefulDesde entonces Fulano anda con más cuidado
He's preparedYa está preparado
He's a qualified cheaterEs un infiel calificado
He's got skills, he's a tremendous scoundrelYa tiene maña, es tremendícima calaña
His friends supported Dude the spider-manSus amigos apoyaron a Fulano el hombre araña
Getting tangled up with a thousand chicks, his favorite sportEnredarse con mil morras, su deporte favorito
Making up a thousand stories always on the edge, Little DudeInventarse mil historias siempre al borde, Fulanito
He saves key locations on his phoneGuarda ubicaciones claves en su celular
To send them to his girl if she were to questionPa' mandarlas a su morra si llegara a cuestionar
He tells her he's with so-and-so, a great friendLe cuenta que está en vas de mengano, un gran amigo
When in reality he's with another, getting cozyEn realidad está con otra repegandole el ombligo
What can I say?¿Y qué te digo?
Dude has perfected the techniqueFulano ya perfeccionó la técnica
Even his wife starts to believe she's the hysterical oneIncluso su mujer llega a creer que ella es la histérica
Applause for that power to convince she's the only oneAplauso ese poder de convencer que es la única
He dresses up like a saint to hide them under the robeSe viste de santito pa' esconderlas con la túnica

Hey dudeOye Fulano
Don't act like a fool, kingNo te pases de wey, rey
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer
Hey dudeOye Fulano
Don't act like a fool, kingNo te pases de wey, rey
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer

You're gonna get twisted, you're gonna get twistedTe van a torcer, te van a torcer
Watch what you're doingCuida lo que haces
Or your old lady will twistO tu vieja van a torcer