New Planes

I would have gotten the promotion
But my attendance wasn’t good enough
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
She did her best to help him

She always speaks to him in a loud voice
Writing a list of random sentences
Is harder than I initially thought it would be
The shooter says goodbye to his love

Let me help you with your baggage
Malls are great places to shop
I can find everything I need under one roof

If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy had babies
Would they take your teeth and leave chocolate for you?
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread