Everyone's A Guru Now

Everybody's got a story to tell
A naked truth and you're wearing it well, ah-ha
Buckle up, another day in the life
Pop a pill, got me feeling alright

Looking up at the buildings above
Kind of sticky in the city of love
There's a place if you're feeling down
That'll help you out by sticking around

My God, I'm feeling oh so fine
What the hell did you do?
Got me stepping outside my mind
Everyone's a guru now

Just call when you feel rotten
Fix you up and fix your problems

Everybody got skin in the game
Find an angle and a jugular vein
There's a guy if you're feeling down, yeah
He ain't that cheap, but he's always around

My God, I'm feeling oh so fine
What the hell did you do?
Got me stepping outside my mind
Everyone's a guru now

Just call when you feel rotten (wow)
Fix you up and fix your problems

My God, I'm feeling oh so fine
What the hell did you do?
Got me stepping outside my mind
Everyone's a guru now

Just call when you feel rotten (wow)
Fix you up and fix your problems

La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
Just call when you feel rotten
Fix you up and fix your problems
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la
Just call when you feel rotten
Fix you up and fix your problems