Strongly Worded Letter

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To whom it may concern, you ripped my heart out and let it burn
Took it out and you put it in the ground
Like seven-feet down and you fed it to the worms
You said we were forever, then you said the same thing to Heather
Now I'm at your front door, trying not to get mad
Begging for my shit back, for my shit back

I tried boxing out the anger, that didn't work
I tried cutting up your sweater, that made it worse
Nothing leaves me feeling better (better, better)

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I hope this finds you well, somewhere in the deepest depths of hell
I was gonna keep this to myself but something in me felt compelled
When I thought of how you didn't really like my dog
And you separated all the recycling wrong
And you always ate the last piece of pizza
Order diva, I don't need ya

I tried boxing out the anger, that didn't work
I tried cutting up your sweater, that made it worse
Nothing leaves me feeling better (better, better)

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PS. I'm the best you'll never get back
You left and I guess that I'll respect that
Don't hold your breath, if you're waiting for a text back
The best revenge, yeah it's ripping from my pen cap
Sincerely, not yours
XO

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