Like Me

It's almost like you planned it
Saw her in the kitchen with a Nikon shootin' candids
If I'm being candid she was lookin' like a stand-in
Laughin' at your jokes that I know she's not understandin'

I'm drinkin' in the bathroom
If I said I missed you, baby, that would be a half-truth
But that's the half of me that pours out with the Grey Goose
Don't you act like you don't feel the same when you do

(Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)
You're kissin' her like you almost care
But I don't care

I know she loves you
But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me
And I don't love you
But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet

She's a lover, she's a fire
She's the object of desire
She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds
She's the hero in the story
She's the one who gets the glory
But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me
(Like me, like me, me)

You're learnin' the hard way
When it comes too easy it's not gonna hit as hard, babe
And fightin' was a fever type of foreplay
Let's be honest, should we do my place or your place?

(Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)
One more night, oh, what's the harm?
Let's call a car (oh, oh, oh)

I know she loves you
But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me
And I don't love you
But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet
I know she loves you
But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me
And I don't love you
But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet

She's a lover, she's a fire
She's the object of desire
She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds
She's the hero in the story
She's the one who gets the glory
But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me

She's a lover, she's a fire
She's the object of desire
She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds
She's the hero in the story
She's the one who gets the glory
But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me