Twist Del Monoliso

Twist of the Monoliso

Twist Del Monoliso

You know, you know what he didSaben, saben lo que hizo
The famous MonolisoEl famoso monoliso
By the edge of a ditchA la orilla de una zanja
He caught a live orangeCazo viva una naranja
What guts, what braveryQue coraje,que valor
Even though he forgot the knifeAunque se olvido el cuchillo
In the quince jellyEn el dulce de membrillo
He caught it with a forkLa cazo con tenedor

The orange strollsLa naranja se pasea
From the living room to the dining roomDe la sala al comedor
Don’t throw knives at meNo me tiren con cuchillo
Throw me a fork insteadTirenme con tenedor

At dinner timeA la hora de la cena
The orange felt embarrassedLa naranja le dio pena
The Monoliso was so niceFue tan bueno el monoliso
That for dessert he didn’t want herQue de postre no la quiso
The brave hunterEl valiente cazador
Ordered his crewOrdeno a su comitiva
To keep her aliveQue se la guardaran viva
In the fridgeEn el refrigerador

The orange strollsLa naranja se pasea
From the living room to the dining roomDe la sala al comedor
Don’t throw knives at meNo me tiren con cuchillo
Throw me a fork insteadTirenme con tenedor
The orange,La naranja,
Monoliso dragged herMonoliso la arrastraba
Across the floorPor el piso
Other times on visitsOtras veces de visita
He took her to her little cageLa llevaba a su jaulita
But one day a thief came inPero un día entro un ladrón
And you can imagine what he didY se imaginan lo que hizo
The brave Monoliso said:El valiente monoliso, dijo:
Oh what a mess...Ayyy que papelón...
The orange strollsLa naranja se pasea
From the living room to the dining roomDe la sala al comedor
Don’t throw knives at meNo me tiren con cuchillo
Throw me a fork insteadTirenme con tenedor

To the court of the foolish kingA la corte del rey bobo
He went to complain about a mistakeFue a quejarse por error
The lying king promisesMentiroso el rey promete
That if he has a big hatQue si tiene gran bonete
Because without frenzyPorque sin frenesí
Suddenly the monkey saysDe repente dice el mono
There’s the orange I lostHaya esta arriba de ese trono
Up there on that throneLa naranja que perdí

And the queen without permissionY la reina sin permiso
The brave MonolisoEl valiente monoliso
Hid in a soup potEscondió en una sopera
The strolling orangeLa naranja paseandera
Monoliso saved herMonoliso la salvo
The orange was wildLa naranja estaba loca
And this story is over...Y este cuento se acabo...