Dickweed

You think you're alone,
you're the only one who's got those problems with yourself,
cause you don't know anyone else,
who's ever masturbated twice a day.

You think you're insane,
because you think the thoughts you think every time you see a girl,
you close your eyes and then you dream away.

But let me tell you,
it's good and it's ok,
to masturbate everyday.