Zero to love

This is it, it's the key to it all, and besides I'm so tired being sick all the time. They said don't get a first-gen, but it's nice. It's so nice. And you can come push the buttons if you like, just be gentle.
I'm still making sure all the functions are all right. But this new heart of mine goes from zero to love in no time. So the salesman said he got one for himself, a charmed life with some kids and some stainless steal knives.
Paid in full as of 2029, I'll need to scrape all my change and give up all my toys but, really, who needs more than this thing?