My Sister's a Hooker

She picks out the ones with the biggest heads
Grabs their shaft so tight all her fingers turn red
They all make her feel so good
Some little balls and a giant wood
You should have seen her spank those balls
My sister's a hooker

Uno dos tres quatro!

When she's on the course the girl will never frown
You know she loves a good up and down
There's no ifs, ands or buts
She likes to strike those giant punts
You should have seen her spank those balls
My sister's a hooker

One two three aaa!