Dopilsya

Drunk Again

Dopilsya

I once went out for some barbecue, invited my girl to join me.Ya raz poyekhal na shashlyk, shalavu nashu priglasili.
We cracked open a box of booze, like a bull, finally popped the bubbly.Vodyary yashchik por, kak byk, nu, nakonets, puzyr' raspili.
At first, everything was chill, we were all stripped down to our underwear.Snachala bylo vso nishtyak, vse srazu do trusov razdelis'.
Girl, here, hold this drink, then we’ll sing some songs, just us two.Podruga, na, derzhi stakan, potom my pesni s ney raspelis'.
Nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na, nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na.Nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na, nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na.

I poured, set up the bubbly, wanted to hug my girl tight,Nalil, postavil ya puzyr', khotel obnyat' svoyu podrugu,
But instead, I got a vampire hug, a wild howl echoed in the night.V otvet menya obnyal upyr', razdalsya dikiy voy v okruge.
One vampire grabbed the shish kebab, blood dripping from its fangs,Odin vampir shashlyk skhvatil, stekayet krov' s klykov u gada.
And just like that, I finished the bubbly. Shit hit the fan, it’s a mess.I srazu ya puzyr' dopil. Pizdets prishol, lomit'sya nado

Once this drunk fest started, set up the damn glasses, man.Raz poshla takaya p'yanka, rasstavlyay, blya, stakany.
Set up the damn glasses, we’re drinking blood for Satan’s plan.Rasstavlyay, blya, stakany, p'yom my krov' u satany.
I ran down the road through the woods, slowly met a zombie on the way.Bezhal dorogoy cherez les, navstrechu zombi prut pomalu.
One stoned dude stumbled, I smashed him right in the face.Odin obkurennyy polez, kolom ya vrezal po yebalu.
Woke up in the morning sober, cop read me my rights:Ochnulsya utrom v trezvyake, ment zachital mne protokol:
"You were caught in one sock, holding a stick made of aspen wood.""Zaderzhan byl v odnom noske, v rukakh osinovyy byl kol".

Caught in what your mama gave you, I’d give you a break, you idiot.Zaderzhan byl v chom mat' rodila, vidala b shchas, tebya, debila.
Grabbed passersby, cursed out loud, ranting about our messed-up state.Khvatal prokhozhikh, skvernoslovil, na nashu vlast' khernyu burodil.
Kicked the junkies with my feet, found some hash in their pockets,Nogami pizdil narkomanov, u nikh nashli gashish v karmanakh,
And that shit, damn, screaming 'vampires', that’s what the cops heard by the toilet.A to, chto, blyat', krichal "vampiry", et na mentovke u sortira.
In short, don’t mess with us, bro, you’ll get fifteen years for sure.Koroche s nami, brat, ne spor', poluchish' ty pyatnadtsat' zor'.
But honestly, you’re a bit off, not right in the head!A tak vashche-to ty likhoy, da ne v poryadke s golovoy!

If you can’t handle your drink, you might just lose your soul.Yesli ne umeyesh' pit', mozhesh' dushu ty propit'.
To avoid catching the 'white lady', learn to drink, bro!Chtoby "belku" ne skhvatit', nauchis' bratishka pit'!
If you don’t sober up, you’ll be in deep shit.Yesli ne pokhmelish'sya, to tebe pridot kabzdets.
Once this drunk fest started, slice the last cucumber!Raz poshla takaya p'yanka, rezh' posledniy ogurets!