The girl with the universe and a collar

宇宙と首輪の憑いてる少女 (utyuutokubiwanotuiterusyouzyo)

Today, I feel like I could wipe out every human except you
きょうならあたしきみいがいのにんげんをせんめつできそうです
kyō nara atashi kimi igai no ningen o senmetsu dekisō desu
The girl with the universe and a collar attached
うちゅうとくびわのついてる
uchuu to kubiwa no tsuiteru
That girl is looking extra cute today, huh?
しょうじょがゆがいするんだね
shōjo ga yugai suru n da ne
If the two of us could just cross over the radio waves, I wouldn't need anyone else
でんぱのむこうにふたりでいけたらうたにはなんにもいらないよ
denpa no mukō ni futari de iketara uta ni wa nan ni mo iranai yo
But even if they call me disabled and make fun of me, I just keep grinning like an idiot
でもしょうがいしゃってばかにされてもへらへらしちゃうんです
demo shōgaisha tte baka ni sarete mo herahera shichau n desu

Being a nurse office's regular is fucked up
あいちほけんしつがよいのあたしはつみ
a ichi hokenshitsugayoi no atashi wa tsumi
Gave up on this awful life, and lost all faith, so I faked a suicide for the aesthetic
げ-じんせいあきらめたほうけんせいどにぜつぼうしたからみえはじがいをしたってさ
ge- jinsei akirameta hōken seido ni zetsubōshita kara mie wa jigai o shita tte sa
Year 2001, a slimy alien dragging itself with dripping Mercury
にせんのぞろいずるずるよいうちゅうじんすいぎんをたらしながら
nisen no zoro ichi zuruzuru yoi uchuujin suigin o tarashi nagara
(Unsure)
そうげ-じにかえっていくよ
sou ge-ji ni kaetteiku yo

After the rain, we're all garbage
あめあがりのほしにんげんはごみ
ameagari no hoshi ningen wa gomi
I'm a dumbass, but I still wanna stay by your side
おろかなぼくだけどとなりにいたいんです
orokana boku da kedo tonari ni itai n desu

The girl who preached no discrimination jumped in her sleep
むさべつおかすととなえたあのこはよりめでふぇんすをとびこえた
mu sabetsu okasu to tonaeta ano ko wa yorime de fyensu o tobikoeta
More of a threat than a blackmailer, always smiling like a good girl
きょうはくかんねんよりのえみっこ
kyōhaku kannen yori no emikko
This and that, its all just todays new battlefield, right?
あれこれってきょうかいせんだっけ
arеkore tte kyō kaisen da kkе
I wanna be on your side, I wanna hear your voice
あたしはあなたのみにがわにいたいこえがききたい
atashi wa anata no migigawa ni itai koe ga kikitai
That's all I need
それだけで
sore dake de
And if I happen to feel your body heat along the way, well, no complaints
ついでにたいおんかんじれちゃたりしたらしらろんで
tsuide ni taion kanjirecha tari shitara shiraron de

Goodbye, that was the old me
さよならあたしそれはあたらしい
sayonara atashi sore wa atarashii

Starting today, I'll forgive every human except you
きょうからあたしきみいがいのにんげんもぜんいんゆるします
kyō kara atashi kimi igai no ningen mo zen'in yurushimasu
I'll leap over the radio waves, take your hand, and massacre everybody but you
でんぱをとびこえあなたのてをひきにんげんぜんいんぶちころし
denpa o tobikoe anata no te o hiki ningen zen'in buchi koroshi
I'll ram a diaphragm into them like it's a kalashnikov
からしにこふかわりのうおおかくまくをぶちこんでやるから
karashi nikofu kawari no ōkakumaku o buchikondeyaru kara
So you all better clump up together, makes it easier to kill
きさまらいかしゃにかたまれそうしたらやりやすいからさ
kisamara i kasha ni katamaresō shitara yari yasui kara sa