A casa

Home Sweet Home

A casa

After a long stay in outer spaceDespués de larga estancia en el espacio exterior
I finally return home with great excitementVuelvo al fin a casa con muchísima emoción
My family is waiting for me there, my loved ones are waiting for meAllí me espera mi familia, me esperan los míos
With open arms for the lost sonCon los brazos abiertos por el hijo perdido

I can't think of anything elseNo puedo pensar en ninguna cosa más
That in the soup with bromide that my mother makes meQue en la sopita con bromuro que me hace mi mamá
My father spanks my little sisterMi padre azota a mi hermana pequeña
And the maid who is very cultured masturbates in the pantryY la chacha que es muy culta se masturba en la despensa

The family is the cell of modern societyLa familia es la célula de la sociedad moderna
Although it has been carcinogenic since the Stone AgeAunque sea cancerígena desde la edad de piedra

Howling nephews kicking the hallsSobrinitos aulladores que patean los pasillos
And my aunt got pregnant by the neighbor's pigY mi tía embarazada por el cerdo del vecino
It's nice to see everyone so calmDa gusto ver a todos así de tranquilitos
Each one to his own in the shack in which we liveCada uno a lo suyo en la chabola en que vivimos

I'm finally back, I'm finally backAl fin ya vuelvo, por fin regreso
Home, home to restA casa, a casa a descansar
I'm going home, home to restVoy a casa, a casa a descansar
I'm going home, home to restVoy a casa, a casa a descansar
I return to the paradise of tranquilityVuelvo al paraíso de la tranquilidad

The grandfather who has a gigantic tailEl abuelo que tiene un rabo gigantesco
He is in court accused of kidnappingEstá en el juzgado acusado de secuestro
Grandma is happy with her carton of wineLa abuela está feliz con su tetabrik de vino
He just stole to cure his deliriumQue acaba de robar para curarse el delírium

My older brother looks out the windowMi hermano el mayor se asoma a la ventana
And because he's on acid he thinks he can fly and jumpY como esta pasado de ácido cree que vuela y salta
My uncle is a terrorist in a legal commandoMi tío es terrorista en un comando legal
And my brother-in-law makes the street diagonallyY mi cuñado hace la calle en plena diagonal

The family is the cell of modern societyLa familia es la célula de la sociedad moderna
Although it has been carcinogenic since the Stone AgeAunque sea cancerígena desde la edad de piedra

Our cousins come from the village to visit usNos visitan nuestros primos que vienen desde el pueblo
They want to get a donkey to get through the harsh winterQuieren pillar burro para pasar el crudo invierno
Look around what a cute family sceneMira alrededor que tierna escena familiar
All so united by visceral affectionTodos tan unidos por cariño visceral