They’re Cheap (I’m Free)

You're all
Incorporated
So you don't
Get investigated
I'm not
Abbreviated or deflated
I'm trying
To be appreciated

You know what I know
Son, don't lie, you know what I know
You know what I know
Son, don't hide all your sinners
Flaunt 'em like a winner, like a creep

Fine, let's leave it outside
I'd sure hate to keep you up all night
If you're looking for an opposable wife
Pick me, I'm sweet
Fine, you know I'm not fine
So why'd you do it again this time?
If you wanna see a dog's bad bite
Pick me, I'm free and they're cheap

They're always in the gutter when the crutch fall
They're not your mother's call
They're always in the gutter when the crutch fall
Hanging 'round
It's kinda sick, but I like to watch the big men losing clout
It's kinda sick, but I like to finally scream about something else

Fine, I'll be the good guy
Make haste to keep you satisfied
When you're looking for a son of a bitch to bite
Pick me, I'm sweet
Fine, you know I'm not fine
So why'd you do it again this time?
If you were looking for a loud, bad night
Pick me, I don't leave
Fine, let's keep it outside
Just leave me in the dark tonight

They're cheap, but I'm free
They're cheap, but I'm free
They're cheap, but I'm free
They're cheap, but I'm free
They're cheap, but I'm free
They're cheap, but I'm free
But I'm free