I Lost My Hair

I've been unlucky in love and so disanchanted
I screwed it all up and took you for granted
Hair...
I wish you never were not there.

Can't get a job and nobody loves me
Used to have friends, but not i'm so lonely
Hair...
I hope you know that i still care.

Hair, you make me feel so complete
If you'd come back, i'd grow you down to my feet
Even fat girls won't look at me on the street
I swear...
I'd do it all for some more hair.

Motorists beware
'cause i might blind you with my glare
Life's so unfair
I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don't mean my "ass hair"
I should've put a hyphen there...