Lodi Dodi

Lodi Dodi

Yeah, gotta give a shout out to my dude Slick RickYeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick
For those who don't like it, eat a dickFor those who don't like it, eat a dick
But for those who roll with me, sing that shitBut for those who with me, sing that shit
As it goes a little something like thisAs it go a little somethin' like this

Lodi Dodi, we like to partyLodi Dodi, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobodyWe don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're just some guys who're on the micWe're just some niggas who're on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)
For all my homies keepin' y'all in healthFor all my Doggs keepin' y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourselfJust to see you smile and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you create a cozy vibe'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'
Which we make, 'cause that's our missionWhich we create, 'cause that's our mission
So listen close to what we saySo listen close to what we say
'Cause this kind of shit happens every dayBecause this types of shit happens everyday

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'
I gave myself a stretch, a morning yawn andI gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawn and
Went to the bathroom to wash upWent to the bathroom to wash up
I splashed some soap on my face and put my hands on a cupI threw some soap on my face and put my hands upon a cup
And said, um, Mirror, mirror, on the wallAnd said, um, Mirror, mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top dog of them all?Who is the top Dogg of them all?
There was a rumble, it lasted five minutesThere was a rubble-dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said: You are, you conceited bastardThe mirror said: You are, you conceited bastard
Well that's true, that's why we never have beefWell that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leafSo I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets paleUsed Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale
And then I got the file for my fingernailsAnd then I got the file for my fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalfI'm true to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bathI put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hairClean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new Doggy underwearI threw on my brand new Doggy underwear
For all the girls I might take homeFor all the bitches I might take home
I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologneI got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed like a million bucksNow I'm fresh, dressed like a million bucks
Threw on my white socks, with my all blue ChucksThrew on my white socks, with my all blue Chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh, noStepped out the house, stopped short, oh, no
I went back in, I forgot my weedI went back in, I forgot my indo

Then I dilly-dally, I ran through an alleyThen I dilly (dally), I ran through a (alley)
I bumped into this girl named Sally from the ValleyI bumped into this smoker named (Sally) from the (Valley)
This was a girl playin' hard to getThis was a girl playin' hard to get
So I said: What's wrong? 'Cause she looked upsetSo I said: What's wrong? 'Cause she looked upset
She said, umShe said, um
It's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blueIt's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue
You went away, now my life is filled with rainy daysYou went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how much you'll never knowI love you so, how much you'll never know
'Cause you took your dope away from me'Cause you took your dope away from me

Damn, now what was I to do?Damn, now what was I to do?
She's cryin' over me and she was feelin' blueShe's cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue
I said, um, Don't cry, dry your eyeI said, um, Don't cry, dry your eye
And here comes your mother with those two little guysAnd here comes your mother with those two little guys
Her mean mother steps in and says to me: HiHer mean mother steps then says to me: Hi
Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eyeDecked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feetPunched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the kid on the hard concreteSlammed the child on the hard concrete
The girl was strong, the kids were goneThe bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Somethin' was wrong I said: What was goin' on?Somethin' was wrong I said: What was goin' on?
I tried to break it up, I said: Stop it, just leave herI tried to break it up, I said: Stop it, just leave her
She said: If I can't smoke none, she can't eitherShe said: If I can't smoke none, she can't either
She grabbed me closely by my socksShe grabbed me closely by my socks
And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocksAnd so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks
But, um, they gave chase, they caught up quickBut, um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
They started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dickThey started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
And sayin'And sayin'

Why don't you give me a playWhy don't you give me a play
So we can break it down the Long Beach way?So we can break it down the Long Beach way?
And if you give me that okayAnd if you give me that okay
I'll give you all my love todayI'll give you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see?Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see?
Somehow your words just hypnotize meSomehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy waysAnd I just love your jazzy ways
Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stayDoggy Dogg, your love is here to stay

And on, and on, and on she kept goin'And on, and on, and on she kept goin'
The girl been around before my mother's bornThe bitch been around before my mother's born
I said: Cheer up so I gave her a hitI said: Cheer up so I gave her a hit
I said: You can't have me, I'm too young for you, bitchI said: You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch
She said: No you're not, then she starts cryin'She said: No you're not, then she starts cryin'
I says: I'm nineteen she says: Stop lyin'I says: I'm nineteen she says: Stop lyin'
I says: I am, go ask my motherI says: I am, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your loverAnd with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover

Yeah, uh, tick-tock you don't stopYeah, uh, tick-tock you don't stop
And to the, a tick-tock and you don't quitAnd to the, a tick-tock and you don't quit
Yeah, tick-tock and ya don't stop, and to theYeah, tick-tock and ya don't stop, and to the
A tick-tock and ya don't quit, biatchA tick-tock and ya don't quit, biatch