Cigarettes, Whusky and Wild, Wild Women

Cigarettes and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane
Cigarettes and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane.

Once I was happy and had a good wife ...
I had enough money to last me for life
I met with a gal and we went on a spree ...
She started me smokin' and drinkin' whuskey.

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Now I am feeble and broken with age
The lines on my face make a well-written page
I'm leavin this message; how sad but how true
On women and whuskey and what they can do.

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Write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whuskey here lies a poor slave
Take warning dear stranger, take warning dear friend
Then write in big letters these words at the end.

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