Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Okay, okay, 1, 2Okey, okey, 1, 2
Turn the volume up a bit, yeah, that's itSúbele tantito la voz, yeah, ahora sí
Let's get this startedQue empiece esto

No talent, they tell me no talentSin talento, me dicen sin talento
No talent, and they make fun of my accentSin talento y se burlan de mi acento
No talent, I created my own movementSin talento, creé mi movimiento
And no talent, so you can move it slowY sin talento, pa' que lo mueva lento

No talent, I left the TVSin talento salí de la tele
At the exact right momentEn el preciso momento
I got happy when I saw my growthMe puse contento cuando vi mi crecimiento
Now on YouTubeAhora en YouTube
So you can look for mePara que me busques tú
Look for me as Soy Fredy, LapizitoBúscame como Soy Fredy, Lapizito

It's still youSigues tú
It was youFuiste tú
Who stole the ring?¿Quién se robó el anillo?
It was youTú fuiste tú
Did you stash it in your pocket?¿Lo clavaste en tu bolsillo?
It was youTú fuiste tú
Was I just a little kid?¿Yo solo era un morrillo?
It was youTú fuiste tú
The yellow LapizitoLapizito amarillo

(But a candy ring was even cooler)(Pero hasta estaba más chido un anillo de dulce)
(Look, you get everything by working, the clown who wears Gucci tells you, oh)(Mira, todo se consigue trabajando, te lo dice el payasito que usa Gucci, oh)

Lots of moneyMucho dinero
Lots of cash and lots of styleMucho billete y mucho piquete
But the native and tacky shows even in your teethPero lo indio y naco se te mira hasta en los dientes
It's not gonna go away (go away, nah)No se te va a quitar (a quitar, nah)
I hate the way you talk (talk, eh)Odio tu forma de hablar (de hablar, eh)

They kicked me out of hereMe corrieron de aquí
They kicked me out of thereMe corrieron de allá
They kick me out of everywhereMe corren de todos lados
And they say I've been forgottenY dicen que fui olvidado
But I'm everywherePero yo ando en todos lados
I've packed out eventsLos eventos he llenado
If you ask at the ticket boothSi preguntas en taquilla
The tickets were sold outLos boletos se acabaron

It was youTú fuiste tú
The one who went to ask for a job?¿El que fue a pedir trabajo?
It was youTú fuiste tú
Fredy, you stooped so lowFredy, caíste muy bajo
It was youTú fuiste tú
I was just messing aroundYo solo iba de relajo
It was youTú fuiste tú

(It was you, I left because yes, I'll even get married)(Fuiste tú, yo me fui porque sí seguirá hasta me les caso)
(Look, look, here comes the no-talent one)(Miren, miren, ahí viene el sin talento)
(Let me ask for a photo because I hate him)(Déjale pido una foto porque lo odio)
(But I follow him on all his social media)(Pero lo sigo en todas sus redes sociales)

No talent, they tell me no talentSin talento, me dicen sin talento
No talent, and they make fun of my accentSin talento y se burlan de mi acento
No talent, I created my own movementSin talento, creé mi movimiento
And no talent, so you can move it slowY sin talento, pa' que lo mueva lento

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehahEh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehah
Ra, ra, rraRa, ra, rra

They kicked me off SabadazoMe corrieron de sabadazo
Saying nobody pays attention to me?¿Que nadie me hace caso?
I went to MultimediosMe fui pa' Multimedios
Saying I have no remedy?¿Que no tengo remedio?
Then on TV AztecaDespués en TV Azteca
I snagged a dollMe ganché una muñeca
I found a partnerEncontré a una pareja
And I rode their fame, eh, ehY me colgué de su fama, eh, eh

And I left her, ehY la dejé, eh
On Enamorándonos?Enamorándonos?
In two weeksEn dos semanas
I gained more followers than anyoneSubí de seguidores más que nadie
And I left her, eh, ehY la dejé, eh, eh
On Enamorándonos?Enamorándonos?
And here ends this funny storyY aquí se acaba esta historia de risa

And I'm heading to TelevisaY yo me voy pa' Televisa
Check my videosMis videos revisa
They just used them to get people fastSolo los usaron para jalar gente deprisa
He did a live streamHizo un en vivo
That a lot of people watchedQue mucha gente lo vio
TV is overSe acabó la tele
But I'm still alivePero vivo sigo yo

I write my own storyYo escribo mi propia historia
And if I make a mistake, I learn from itY si me equivoco, aprendo por eso
I never forget where I come fromNunca olvido de dónde vengo
This is from La-pi-zi-toTe lo dice la-pi-zi-to
Lapizito, FredyLapizito, Fredy