José Andrés

José Andrés

José Andrés

José Andrés is the typical guyJosé Andrés es el típico tío
who talks about womenque habla de las mujeres
as if they were cattle,como si fueran ganao,
who only aspires to haveque sólo aspira a tener
money and pussy to mess arounddinero y coños para joder
because for a brainpues por cerebro
this poor guy has a tiny oneeste pobre tiene un "pitilín"
that's why he has a bad attitude!¡por eso tiene karatxorra!
that's why he has a bad attitude!¡por eso tiene karatxorra!

When José Andrés gets upAl levantarse José Andrés
from bed, he asks for coffeede la cama, pide café
shouting at his momvociferando a su mamá
that he has a lot of moralske tiene mutxa moral
then he goes to the toiletluego entra al water
spits in the sinkescupe en el lavabo
glances at the mirrormira al espejo
and frowns, José Andrés.y frunce el ceño José Andrés.

When he's with othersCuando está ante los demás
he doesn't know what attitude to takeno sabe ke actitud tomar
that's why when he enters a barpor eso al entrar a un bar
he puffs up his chest and goes to the endintxa el pecho y va al final
of the counter, and with a lookde la barra, y con una mirada
of disdain, he observesde desprecio, obserba
everyone therea todos los que allí están
you're my hero! my José Andrés!¡eres mi héroe! ¡mi José Andrés!

And if he's in a carY si él va en coche
with his buddies cruising aroundcon sus colegas paseándose
and sees a girl passing byy ve alguna chica ke pasa
on his side, he sticks his damn facepor su lao, saca su puta cara
out the window, drooling,por la ventanilla, baboseando,
and calls her a slut!y le llama ¡guarra!
what a body you have!¡qué hatxazo tienes!
because he's a real ladies' manes que él es todo un ligón
what I don't understand islo ke no entiendo yo es
why when he'sporqué cuando él va
walking alone, he doesn't droolandando solo, no babosea
over all the girls that pass by him,a todas las chicas ke se le
nor why he cries like a childcruzan, ni porqué como un
in his roomcrío llora en su habitación
maybe because he's so tough¿tal vez como es tan duro
he can't tell anyone hisno puede contar a nadie sus
problems? or he doesn't know.problemas? o no sabe.

I think I know what's wrong with youCreo que sé lo que te pasa
it's loneliness, yes, it'ses la soledad, sí, es la
loneliness, so face itsoledad, por eso desengáñate
you're not that tough, really!no eres tan duro ¡de verdad!
the tough ones are those who put up with you.más duros son los que te aguantan.