Check Your Lease, You're In Fuck City

Tell me what you heard is new from your neighbourhood bar stool
Report back what you heard is true on all the wrong you know I do
And I hear from my friends that I am on your list again,
It's so sad, you're so sad, won't you ever just shut up?!

You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You love the dirt
You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You're the expert

I see through the schemes you use, distraction keeps their gaze off you
You speak with such authority, they'd never know you don't know me
You feel better and oh so chaste when that topic comes your way
The rumor mill, the gossip spills and it never quite grows old

You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You love the dirt
You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You're the expert

Let's hear all the dirt - Come on and...
Really make it hurt - Come on and...
Let's hear all the dirt - Come on and...
Really make it hurt!

You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You love the dirt
You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You're the expert

You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You love the dirt
You know, I know - You love the scandal
You know, I know - You're the expert