Near Mrs

Signs to tell you when to walk
Signs to tell you when not to
Signs to say where you mustn't park
Signs to say where you've got to
Signs all in the same language
Signs that you don't understand
Signs are giving conflicting information
Signs only right as things stand

Near miss
Or near mrs (oh, near mrs)
Is this love
Is that what this is (is that what this is?)
Near miss
Or near mister (oh, near mister)
How would you know
How would you know if you missed it?
Would you know if you missed it?

Signs on the way into work
Signs all over the place
Signs are doing someone else's bidding
Signs refereeing the race

Near miss
Or near mrs (oh, near mrs)
Is this love
Is that what this is (is that what this is?)
Near miss
Or near mister (oh, near mister)
How would you know
How would you know if you missed it?
Would you know if you missed it?

Near miss
Or near mrs (oh, near mrs)
Is this love
Is that what this is (oh, is that what this is?)
Near miss
Or near mister (oh, near mister)
How would you know
How would you know if you missed it?
Would you know if you missed it?