Mean To Me

I can't have fun while you're not having fun
And you don't seem to have much fun when I'm around
And you tell me all of my jokes ain't that funny
And that may be so, but I know your mama loves me

Oh, have you forgotten how to say please?
You're so mean to me

I waste my time Friday nights getting ready
And try recreate the first date that you met me
And you come around from the town of complacence
And eat all my food, drink my booze, test my patience

Have you forgotten how to say please?
You're so mean to me
And I can be rotten but I'm so eager to please
And you're so mean to me
Oh, you're so mean to me

I can't have fun while you're not having fun
And you don't seem to have much fun when I'm around
And you tell me all of my jokes ain't that funny
And that may be so, but I know your mama loves me

Oh, have you forgotten how to say please?
You're so mean to me
And I can be rotten but I'm so eager to please
And you're so mean to me
Oh, you're so mean to me