If I Were Gay

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskie's gone to my head

But if I were gay I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay we would swim in romance
But Im not gay so get your hands out of my pants

It's not that I dont care (I do)
I just dont see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'll be right behind you, if you know what I mean

But if I were gay I would give you my soul
And if I were gay I would give you my hoping
And if I were gay we would tear the walls
But Im not gay so wont you stop cuppin' my b...hands!

We've never huged, we've never kissed
I've never been into you with your fist (?)
lalalalalalaaaaa
Get over here and drop your clothes