Pervert/Expert

what are you doing?
where are you sitting?
half reclined on your bed I guess
what am I hearing?
was that your zipper?
you know you might as well confess

there are a thousand things that could go wrong
and you're not that young and I'm not that strong
to roll up those curtains and roll up those sleeves
and face it all today
besides I like what we're doing and you love it too
you know I want your body but your head will do
autumn will come and I'll be with you
think of this as practice

then you're calling me the pervert
you're calling me the pervert
well you should be the expert

I'm under my blanket
and I'm warm and cozy
I know you wish that you were here
what are you doing?
what are you really doing?