Edam Anchorman

I took no notice of you two
I got to know you when I was home ill
I had the measles, whilst you had me down
You scanned that autocue a sense of your mind

Edam Anchorman
Living his greys through a plastic face
Edam Anchorman
He's taking the cam for the stock around the van
Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman

I bought a dagger and a picture of you
For fourteen dollars and ninety-two (cents)
Revenge for all those unanswered calls
(Just remember) I can see you but you can't see me

Edam Anchorman
Living his greys through a plastic face
Edam Anchorman
Glowing in beige on the national stage
Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman

I wanna be there for you
With all the shit you do
Oh oh, Edam, Edam

So just send us the bloke along
On the telephone
Oh, Edam, Edam

Edam Anchorman
Living his greys through a plastic face
Edam Anchorman
He's taking the cam for the stock around the van
Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman
Edam Anchor, Edam Anchor, Edam Anchorman.