You Play Stoner But You Don't Even Know It Came From Black Sabbath Because You Were Born In 1981

Stop smoking and go get a job
Stop drinking and go get a job
Shave your beard and go get a job
Wear in white and go get a job

You wish you were as high, ugly, black and dark as Ozzy
As Black Sabbath is dead, Stoner is dead
As Ozzy Crawls on TV, Stoner is dead
As you we're born in '81, Stoner is dead