El Onanista de La Caja de Sorpresas

The Masturbator of the Surprise Box

El Onanista de La Caja de Sorpresas

He was a little manEra un hombrecito
In love with a boxEnamorado de una caja
From its crack, he spies everything that happensDesde su rendija espía todo lo que pasa
He devours everything, but nothing interests himLo devora todo, pero nada le interesa
He's the masturbator of the surprise boxEs el onanista de la caja de sorpresas
And like a crocodile, he enjoys drinking beerY mira como a un caimán, le gusta tomar cerveza
In chorus with two little frogs, under the tablesA coro con dos ranitas, por debajo de las mesas

From watching so much, they'll call you a peeping tomQue de tanto mirar te llamarán el mirón
Stuck to your colorful little boxPegado a tu cajita multicolor
You're losing the neuron you have leftSe te va la neurona que te queda
Cherish it and don't let it dieGuárdala con cariño y que no muera

From his hole and just moving a fingerDesde su agujero y solo moviendo un dedo
He can dive into the digital zonePuede bucear por la zona digital

He changes channels a lot, when something splashes himCambia mucho de canal, cuado algo le salpica
Because he doesn't want to stain the varnish of his boxPorque no quiere manchar el barniz de su cajita
And watches as some kids, in Denver, ColoradoY mira como unos niños, en denver, Colorado
Celebrate anniversaries, with a hundred shots as giftsCelebran aniversarios, con cien tiros de regalo

From watching so much, they'll call you a peeping tomQue de tanto mirar te llamarán el mirón
Stuck to your colorful little boxPegado a tu cajita multicolor
You're losing the neuron you have leftSe te va la neurona que te queda
Cherish it and don't let it dieGuárdala con cariño y que no muera

And the day came to be accountable to GodY llegó el día de rendir cuentas a Dios
But he couldn't decide which program was the bestPero no se decidía qué programa era el mejor
No network gave him comfortNinguna cadena le dio su consuelo
And he thoughtY pensó
I'll program the video just in case I don't dieYo programo el vídeo por si acaso no me muero
And see that in the BalkansY mira que en los balcanes
A madman dreams of gloryUn loco sueña con gloria
Thinking that for peacePensando que por la paz
He cleans his land of filthLimpia su tierra de escoria

From watching so much, they'll call you a peeping tomQue de tanto mirar te llamarán el mirón
Stuck to your colorful little boxPegado a tu cajita multicolor
You're losing the neuron you have leftSe te va la neurona que te queda
Cherish it and don't let it dieGuárdala con cariño y que no muera

Oh, may your friend have good luckAy, que tenga buena suerte amigo
Don't just focus on yourselfNo te mires al ombligo