Wonderboy

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck
Yeah, yeah
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away
With mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle
How 'bout the power, to move you?

Story of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

When Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right

Me! And KG!
That's me
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now
Oh!
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, we're gonna fly!
Bring out your broadsword
There's the hydra
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote
You take the high road
I'll take the low
There, the crevasse
Fill it with your mighty juice