A Wonderful Guy

I'm as corny as Kansas in August
I'm as normal as blueberry pie
No more a smart little girl with no heart
I have found me a wonderful guy!

I am in a conventional dither
With a conventional star in my eye
And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!

I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May
A cliché comin' true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a Moon-happy night
Pourin' light on the dew!

I'm as corny as Kansas in August
High as a flag on the fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!

No more a smart little girl with no heart
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in may
A cliché comin' true!
I'm bromidic and bright
As a Moon-happy night
Pourin' light on the dew!

I'm as corny as Kansas in August
High as a flag on the fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!