Track 6

Sometimes I try to relive all the
Fun times masturbating with my dog
I liked it for a little bit but
Then it got too intimate
Before I knew just what was wrong
I humped her half a dozen times

You think that just because I fucked a dog that
I'm sick and I can't get a girlfriend
So what if it's my first time
What if it's my last time?
I don't care at least I have done it half a dozen times

You're so quick to point the finger
Would you have preferred if I'd have done your sister?
It may have hurt, but it was worth the pain
To ejaculate on the dog again

I wish that I'd have had an even
Bigger dick all the better to fuck you with
I guess it had to be those eyes
Looking over her shoulder
When I'm doing her from behind.