Normal Jerks

Normal people do what they want to
Normal people do what they like
They go out shopping and they go to fix their hair
When I walk by them, oh yeah, they just stop and stare
I say so what, I don't care what you do
At least I'll never, ever be
A normal jerk like you

On Christmas Eve they count their blessings
When Easter comes they hunt for eggs
On summer days they like to wash and wax the car
On Super Sundays they go drinking at sports bars
I say so what, I don't care what you do
At least I'll never, ever be
A normal jerk like you

Normal people dump dirty dishes
They always like to keep it clean
They don't make trouble cause they follow all the rules
They solve world issues while they lay out by the pool
I say so what, I don't care what you do
At least I'll never, ever be
A normal jerk like you
I say so what (we say so what)
I don't care what you do (we don't care what you do)
At least I know I'll never, ever be
A normal jerk like you

I hate, I hate, those normal jerks like you