Welcome to the Nuclear Sunshine Research family
Our facilities stand on 18 acres
Of lush, artificial grass and plant life
We pride ourselves on our respect for our surroundings

And have several environmental awareness classes available
Should you feel the need to pitch in
As you walk through our campus
You'll see several smoke stacks

Don't worry, those gasses won't hurt you
We don't think
Our waste management area is located near the East Wing
Its filtering system allows yesterdays waste to become today's drinking water

Drink up, Timmy
If you've ever wondered: What's radiation do?
The only way we can answer this
Of course, is by letting you breathe in the toxic chemicals we call energy

We think you'll find it refreshing
And you'll learn to make nuclear discharge
A part of your every day life
The future is now