Too Hot To Hoot

Too Hot To Hoot

Well I met a girl the other night
Man, she was mighty cute
All dressed up in leather
with those kinky cowboy boots
She said, "You sure look stupid
In that flame-retarded suit"
I said, "I got to wear it baby
Because I'm too hot to hoot"

Chorus:
I'm too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot
I'm a fireball daddy from my hat down to my boots
Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot
Better get some water because I'm to hot to hoot

I'm a red hot chili pepper when I'm in my leopard suit
I'm headed right down to the bank to rip off all my loot
If you'd like a hunk of burnin' love then play it on my flute
But don't blame me for blistered lips 'cause I'm too hot to hoot

Chorus:
Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot
I'm the ragin' jalapeno in the hall of spicy fruit
Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot
Go fetch me some agua darlin'
I'm too hot to hoot

Chorus:
Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot
I'm the Biblin' burnin' bush from leaves down to my root
Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot
So hose me down darlin' 'cause I'm too hot to hoot