So Conceited

Lavender Brown
Gossiping all over town
You make Rita Skeeter look sweet
And that's not an easy feat.
So why won't you just beat it?

Lavender Brown, the name alone makes me frown
Why do you feel the need to compete
When it'll only end in defeat?
You're so conceited.

Lavender Brown
It's about time for a showdown
This time, I'll be the one in the judgment seat.