The Night Of The Living Ted

Arrived by train in the south of France
Booked to play a gig at a rock'n'roll dance
The French Dolly Parton in a stretch limousine
Came to pick us up at the station of Nimes

So it's a hey hey, watch your step now
Hey hey, beware how you tread
Hey hey, don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted

Those fine french ladies were a wonderful sight
We brought the house down that night
It was teddy boy flick knife rock'n'roll
Straight outta wales out on parole

So it's a hey hey, watch your step now
Hey hey, beware how you tread
Hey hey, don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted

From the planet of the drapes they rose from the graves
Beer throwing hell raising out for a rave
They drug down CAVAM and left him for dead
On that night, the night of the living ted

So it's a hey hey, watch your step now
Hey hey, beware how you tread
Hey hey, don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted

So it's a hey hey, watch your step now
Hey hey, beware how you tread
Hey hey, don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted