Hermione

Granger, you're a snotface
You think you're such a smartie
You were talking smack about me
At the deathday party

It was bad enough
That I didn't get invited
If you turned into a cat
Again, I'd be delighted

Cause I hate your giant beaver teeth
I hate your bushy hair
And that Weasley kid sure likes you
But we know there's not much there

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Hermione
Why are you mean to me?
Some people like you but I disagree
Hermione
I'd rather hug the Whomping Willow tree
You smell, here, have some potpourri
Hermione
Your name rhymes with pee
I hope you get stung by a killer bee
Hermione
Oh, can't you see?
You smell like poopy.

Hermione, I hate you
You're such a filthy prat
It was funny when the polyjuice
Turned you into a cat

Why do you always use my toilet
When you brew your potion?
If I could, I'd drown you in
A giant vat of lotion

Cause I hate your giant beaver teeth
I hate your bushy hair
And that Weasley kid sure likes you
But we know there's not much there

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