Mr. Obvious

All the ladies say, "Hell yeah!"
All the fellas say, "Hell yeah!"
I'm Mr. Obvious

Why are all my friends asking you
If you like me?
I didn't ask them to
Could it be I'm not as subtle as I think I am?

And though it's not my thing,
I offered to
Drive you to this party
Anything for you

I've got a crush like the back of a garbage truck,
It's true
I do, I do
On you, on you

I'm out of my element and I'm not acting myself
I'm trying too hard

Hell yeah!
Can you tell, yeah?
Hell yeah,
I'm Mr. Obvious

As soon as we arrived
You left my side
I stared at you all night
I guess that I
Was alone in not knowing
That you were there for another guy

He's beside you,
I'm behind you
Everything you do
Means everything

Hell yeah!
Can you tell, yeah?
Hell yeah,
I'm Mr. Obvious

I like to keep crushes a secret
I pride myself on being discreet, it
Takes a special person to get my defense down
I'm a mess

He's beside you,
I'm behind you
Everything you do
Means everything

Hell yeah!
Can you tell, yeah?
Hell yeah,
I'm Mr. Obvious

Woo!