Crazy Mona

A Needle In A Haystack Is Easy To Find
You Can Ride Your Pony Through The Needle's Eye
4 And 20 Angels On A Matchstick Head
Then There's Mona, She's Something Else
Go On And Try And Find The Line That Winds Around Her
Go On And Sigh And Cry And Die A Thousand Times, Sir

Mona Crazy Mona
Crack That Whip

A Temptest In A Teapot Is Easy To Brew
You Can Roll That Red Tonge All The Way To Timbuktu
Conjure Aphrodite From An Oyster Shell
Then There's Mona, She's Something Else

Go On And Try And Find The Line That Winds Around Her
Go On Inside And Cry And Die A Thousand Times, Sir
Mona Crazy Mona
Crack That Whip