Bad Boy Baby

Look over there
Can you see our man?
Actually, I don't
I forgot my glasses
We see him everywhere we go
Wow! Wow! Wow!
He's our stalker

I met him out in the park
It smelled like gas
And it was really dark (baby)
He winked at me from behind a tree (oh, baby)
I love the way that he glares at me
He nostrils have more hair than his head (ooh, baby, baby)
His breath smells like tuna and his eyes are red (baby)
He follows us everywherе we go (ooh, baby, baby)
He looks like our uncle, but we can't say no

He's a bad boy, baby, baby (stay away)
He's a bad boy, baby, baby (he was born that way)
He's a bad boy, baby, baby (such a bad, bad boy)
He's a bad boy, baby, baby, and I like him that way

I saw him cruising downtown (ooh, baby, baby)
He calls me over and asks me to play (baby)
I like his hotrod, that's his crotch (ooh, ooh, baby)
Can my sisters come? She likes to watch!

He's a bad boy, baby, baby (stay away)
He's a bad boy, baby, baby (he was born that way)
He's a bad boy, baby, baby (stay away)
He's a bad boy, baby, baby, and I like him that way

My heart beats for him and his greasy hair
I can smell him from here, but I don't care
He's crossing the street
But he doesn't see the bus right there!
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Watch out, Johnny!

Bad boy, baby, baby (he's body is splattered on the asphalt)
Bad boy, baby, baby (yeah, but it's kind of hot)
Bad boy, baby, baby (like he dropped a hot bowl of spaghetti)
Bad baby, bad baby, bad baby, bad baby
Bad boy