Ex-Girlfriend

Hey babe, I'm sorry to say
Things had to end this way
We look forward to the bitter end
Still you want to be my friend
No, it's worth it just to say baby
That you never made me feel loved (no no no)
I know because I've been there before

(1, 2, 3, 4)
I turned my back one day
And you looked the other way
Was that innocent
I'll say in my defense
??? I should have at times
You treated me like shit
But gettin' away from you was the very very best thing I could do
And I know we had our times
Two people can't love if the other one's a victim
I know because I've been there before

Ooh baby baby baby
Why did you give those crabs to me?
I know 'cause it burns when I pee
But two mother fuckers can't love
If one of em's gonna be a big dumb slut (oh no no no)
I know because I put it in your butt

You wanted me to treat you like shit
You never wanted to be my friend
Fuck you bitch ???
You rejected every ???
You told me I was fucking dumb
But I won't be cumin' on your tits again
(Fuck off!)