Don't Swallow Bleach

You must not swallow toilet cleaner
Covid-19 it’s getting meaner
Kills a virus sends it to hell
But it will kill you as well
Don’t swallow bleach
You I beseech

Send you straight down to hell
You know that bleach won’t go down well
Whose crazy idea was that?
They must be full, full of crap

On that bottle it says don’t swallow
Don’t be stupid, don’t be hollow
Swallow bleach someone does teach
Don’t follow them I beseech

You’ll need your stomach to be pumped
It might put you off your lunch
Don’t be stupid, don’t be a lump
Someone on you bullshit has dumped
Don’t swallow bleach
You I beseech